*ETA: Head over to Webfloss to view the bologna biscuit on a coupon. You can imagine my reaction to reading this line:
"In a world of fruit cups, cantaloupes and granola parfaits, it's hard to find a reason to get up and greet the day. Well look no further. Hardee's introduces the Oscar Mayer Fried Bologna Biscuit with Egg and Cheese. And as if that wasn't enough, we're also knocking a buck off the price of the combo. So put the lid back on that yogurt, friend. Hardee's has breakfast worth waking up for."